You know what I find amusing?
I’m reading these articles that are saying “the IB course gives you breadth, but A-levels give you depth” like are you being serious? the IB requires you to take 6-7 classes how is that defined as breadth you pansies
like do i need to introduce you to my country’s school system where you have about 13 mandatory classes for all four years of high school like “oh no 6 classes provides me with such a width of knowledge” shit dude you are weak
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
dont need no boys i grab my own titties
Sherlock will solve your boredom, but Johnlock will save your life.
I need this on a shirt. Or maybe on some underpants.
On a pair of red pants.
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?